Hello

winterprincess-sky:

I present these two absolute gems my friend found on twitter.

elektranhatcios:

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dogdayafternoon1975:

greatcomets:

they didn’t even ban mpreg

(via blankthemage)

kaible:

clayjokes:

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

JAKE,

(via lostwanderer42)

kittilumpo:

mothsprout:

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

u may have also seen it here

(via kaijuno)

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

that-house:

knuckle tattoos that say ESCAPED BIOHAZARD

That’s way too many letters do you have radiation poisoning or something

Ohhhh

(via tasha-lemon)

natalieironside:

I’m glad I was enough of a freak in high school that none of the other girls stuck around long enough to try and sell me essential oils